May I introduce Boo, the homepot;
a great helper,
vacuums and dusts,
cleans windows and bathrooms,
lives happily ever after in a cupboard.
Do not ask, no cooking, but might do the kitchen afterwards if you order one with an extra button.
The war machine scientists have changed course. They have abandoned the production of killing machines and are now producing very welcome helpers for the household.
For sale now at any arms industry.